You would not believe some of the messages I'm getting on Instagram! There are people offering me money for my well-worn shoes. Can you believe that? Honestly, the things they say in these messages. It's like a proper fetish... a kink... like they're a shoe pervert. Why would anyone pay for these smelly old shoes? It's crazy, isn't it? Someone offered me double what I paid for these! Who knows what he'd do with them? Hmmm... maybe worth considering, though.
